LeeX

Rude, Nasty Sms Messages

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can’t make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

You don’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again you don’t know the meaning of most words.

When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way… so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I’m new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?

Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

Old people used to annoy me at weddings by pinching my cheeks & saying that you are the next. They stopped doing that when I started doing the same to them at funerals!