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Q. How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?
A. None It should be open when she brings it to you
Q. What’s the difference between pink and purple?
A. The grip!
Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common?
A. Without the hole in the middle they aren’t good for shit.
Q. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
A. Even the pool table has no balls.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It’s not hard.
Q. What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully?
A. Miracle whip.
Q. What’s the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
Q. What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A. Men always miss them.
Q. You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man’s sex life?
A. Because women know if he’ll eat one of those, he’ll eat anything!
Q. Why does a bride smile when she’s walking down the aisle?
A. She knows she’s given her last blow job.
Q. Why is the space between a woman’s breasts and her hips called a waist?
A. Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
Q. What is the definition of “making love”?
A. Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.