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Hilarious Short Quotes – Funny Sayings for Messenger and Facebook

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It’s just that yours is stupid.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

There’s no half-singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.