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Funny Ways to Say Happy Birthday on Facebook

birthday-wishes

Tomorrow is still a mystery.
Yesterday is already history.
And today it is your BIRTHDAY!

A few years ago you were young and smart,
but know you are becoming an old fart…
Happy birthday!

With the money in this card,
you can buy ya something…
But just don’t forget;
it ain’t enough to live like a King…

Always take your birthday wishes with a grain of salt,
some lemon and a bottle of tequila…

People who turn 18, are normally grown-ups.
But you just learned how to act in public…
Happy 18th birthday!

If you are on a diet on your birthday, you can’t eat a piece of cake.
So grab a piece in each hand, then it will be a balanced diet!

People who turn 18, are normally grown-ups.
But you just learned how to act in public…
Happy 18th birthday!

I wish you a “Happy Birthday”!
And now I will tell you why it isn’t…

I always told everyone that you are a good girl.
But now that it’s your birthday I will tell everyone,
that you’re a bad girl who never got caught…

Happy birthday!
I hope you may live forever.
So far, so good…

Happy birthday my best friend!
I will always be there for you,
unless we would jump out of a plane with just one parachute.
Then I will miss you!

It’s not because you don’t want to become older,
that we can’t celebrate your birthday…
Happy birthday!

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