Funny Phrases and Jokes for Status 2011
Funny Phrases and Jokes for Status 2011
- All I need to make people laugh is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl
- From what I regret in life is not to be someone else
- Marriage is like savings accounts: for both in and out, you lose interest.
- Do not take life too seriously, at the end of the day, it will not come out alive.
- Say no to drugs, is low and we are many.
- Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you his name.
- Alcohol kills slowly. No matter I have no hurry.
- Who smiles when everything is going wrong is because you plan whom to blame.
- These days it takes much talent to commit original sin.
- In the upcoming election, vote whores. Vote for your children did not work.
- Girl looking for someone of good character to remove them.
- Blessed are drunk, for they shall see God twice.
- Duplicate your hard drive space: Delete Windows.
- God give me patience, give it to me But NOW!
- Two things I hate: racism and black around here.
- Any brother interested in a sister, especially if that sister is another.
- The Japanese want to open your eyes to the world.
- Fix the economic problems is easy, all you need is money.
- Some are married by the church, others idiots.