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Funny New Year Messages 2015, Free Happy New Year SMS Messages

Funny greeting cards 2015. Collection of free Happy New Year Cards 2015

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  1. It’s time to start the new year. Let’s chill some champagne, whip up some party food, and start dancing the year away.
  2. New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
  3. “As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your innumerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year.”
  4. “This New Year, may you make the attempt to trim and clean your Social Media accounts.”
  5. “I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year’s party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!”
  6. “May you find more time to help out the ignored and unattended people this New Year – and begin your charity at home – with your spouse.”
  7. Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let’s just wish each other a bileless New Year and leave it at that.
  8. This time of year offers us a brand new start. I want to take this opportunity to start fresh with you and wish you love and peace in the new year.
  9. This time of year, it’s important to gather friends around and spend time together. I am eager to ring in the new year with you.
  10. This time of year is always so hectic with parties and events. I wanted to take a quiet moment to let you know how much you mean to me.
  11. “Hope you are blessed with intelligence to differentiate between ending of one year and the beginning of the next.”
  12. “This New Year may you have newer ideas to accommodate more time for your naps and beauty sleep even on weekdays.”
  13. “May the New Year be like a trip inside Santa’s gift bag that is well stocked with all that you have been eyeing since Black Friday sale.”
  14. The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.
  15. I know you are looking for this year to be full of changes and I want you to know that I support you in your dreams, dear friend
  16. “Wish New Year was every man’s birthday when people can wipe out all the unwanted and start afresh.”
  17. “May this New Year be so prosperous that you always extend your hand to greet friends and never to ask for aid.”
  18. “May the New Year give you a clean chit to keep you far away from misers and doctors.”
  19. “May your New Year show you the shapeliest reflection in the mirror – so jog to the gym every day!”
  20. The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.

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