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How to test a new bridge?
It puts all the mothers-on deck if he resists is that the work is good, if it cracks, it is a good work.

The pharmacist at the client:
- Oh no sir, I can not give you arsenic like that, you need a prescription!
- What if I show you the photo of my mother, are you?

During a cruise, a storm rages. On the deck a sailor approaches a woman and said:
- You should not stop there, madame, a wave could sweep you away …
A man who is next turned to the sailor and said:
- Hey, mind your own business is my mother-not yours!

At the crematorium a family friend approached the son of the deceased and asks:
- What, my dear, with the religious feelings that I know you, you burn your stepmother?
- What are you, my dear, it’s safer …

What is the difference between chocolate and a stepmother?
Chocolate, it causes constipation and stepmother, it’s shit!

Marriage is no big deal but the mother-to-swallow!

What we just incur for bigamy?
Two mothers

A guy says to another:
- I cut off the tail of my dog ​​last week because my stepmother is Saturday.
- Really? I do not see the connection.
- You see, I do not especially want it think someone is happy to see her.

This is a guy who goes into a bar, it is scratched in the face, arms, legs, short pretty messed up.
- While his friends ask him what happened to him.
- The guy replies:
- I just buried my mother in law!
Others to answer:
- What is the relationship with your scratches?
The guy replies:
- But she did not!

What is the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?
If your step-mother is drowning: it was an accident.
If you save her: it’s a disaster.