Cool Facebook Jokes. Funniest Facebook Jokes, Quotes & Updates

Funniest Facebook Jokes, Quotes & Updates. Cool Jokes 2014 for Facebook.

Q: Why is Facebook like Jail? A: You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don’t really know!

Q: How do you become a millionaire? A: Start off as a multi-millionaire and invest in Facebook stock.

Q: Why is Facebook a great site for loners? A: Because it’s the only place where they can talk to a wall and not be considered an loser!

Q: Why shouldn’t have Facebook paid $1 Billion dollars for Instagram? A: They could’ve downloaded it for free!

Q: Why should you create a Facebook Account with the name “Nobody”? A: Because when somebody posts something stupid you can say “Nobody Likes This!”

Q: What happened when Dick Cheney tried to reach a younger demographic? A: He shot Facebook in the face, while hunting for Twitter.

Q: How did the gringo get the hispanic day laborer pregnant? A: By sending her a friend request on Facebook!

Q: Why did John Connor lead the resistance against the machines? A: Skynet refused to give John a Facebook friend request!

Q: What happened after the “Spam King” was charged with hacking in 500,000 facebook accounts and sending 27 millon unwanted messages? A: He was convicted and sentenced 4 years of hard labor on Farmville!

Q: Why is Germany threatening Facebook with legal action over its facial recognition software? A: They say it fails to identify which faces are Jewish!

Q: What are Mcdonald’s employees now asking Facebook stockholders? A: Can you afford fries with that?

Q: Did you hear about the website where you can find a collection of Twitter’s best jokes? A: It’s called Facebook.

Q: Why is Facebook a great site for loners? A: Because it’s the only place where they can talk to a wall and not be considered an loser!

Q: Why shouldn’t have Facebook paid $1 Billion dollars for Instagram? A: They could’ve downloaded it for free!

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