The Best Dorm Jokes

The Best Dorm Jokes

Stand in the bathroom, waiting for would-be shower-goers. When they come in, tell them “not to do it” and ask them “not to give in to sin.” Wail mournfully when they step into the shower.

You know what I’m great at? Trivial Pursuit. What good is that gonna do you in life? It has the word ‘trivial’ in the name. The game is basically telling you that you pursue trivial things. Trivial — as in not important. Trivial — as in maybe you should’ve gone to grad school.
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True Love SMS 2011

True Love SMS 2011

I loved you from the 1st day and ill love you till the last day because nobody makes me feel the way you do wen i’m with you

The nearest thing to heaven, u’re my angel from above, only god creates such perfect love, when u smile at me, i laugh and to save ur life i’ll die, with a romance dat’s pure heart.

Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it…but whenever it happens…. I just stop and think of u n say, “How can I hate this world when you are a part of it..
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Text Messages Greetings

Text Messages Greetings – Funny Greetings SMS

Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true. Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!

Nite has end for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.

A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams…

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
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English Status for Messenger

English Status for Yahoo Messenger

New Status Message…

A special world for you and me,a special bond one cannot see,it wraps us up in its cocoon and holds us fiercely in its womb.

Its fingers spread like fine spun gold,gently nestling us to the fold like silken thread it holds us fast and bonds like this are meant to last.

There are two kind of persons:who like me and who can go to hell

I’m going to Be Right Back!

Me not here,me gone bye,leave a message,i’ll replay

Available and Invisible….But BUSY!

Facebook I Love You Pictures Status, I Love You Quotes and Sayings

I am starting to like you less b’coz I’m beginning to love you more.

I love you all the way to the moon and back 100 times.

I think I might be falling for you. I love who you are and every little thing you do.

If I could chose between loving you and breathing I would use my last breathe to say I LOVE YOU.

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