Rock is so much fun. That’s what it’s all about – filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows.
Jimi Hendrix

It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.
Walt Disney

If you haven’t the strength to impose your own terms upon life, you must accept the terms it offers you.
T S Eliot

Don’t ever become a pessimist… a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.
Robert A. Heinlein

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.
Dale Carnegie

The one advantage of playing with fire…is that no one ever gets singed. It is the people who don’t know how to play with it who get burned up.”
Oscar Wilde

Most of the time I don’t have much fun. The rest of the time I don’t have any fun at all.
Woody Allen

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.
Katharine Hepburn

Fun I love, but too much fun is of all things the most loathsome. Mirth is better than fun, and happiness is better than mirth.
William Blake

It’s as much fun to scare as to be scared.
Vincent Price

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
Robert Frost

Remember this – very little is needed to make a happy life.

Happy 50th Birthday. Your wild oats have just turned to porridge.

Be kind to your kids, they’ll be choosing your nursing home.

Wishing you all the great things in life, hope this day will bring you an extra share of all that makes you happiest.

Live for something rather than die for nothing.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Today is the yesterday you worried about tomorrow.

At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; and at 40 the judgment.

Live out of your imagination instead of out of your memory.

On this special day, as you celebrate your Birthday… Here’s wishing You a whole lotta happiness and sweet surprises! Happy Birthday!

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

In love if you partner does not have any problems, harmony will be the everyday in you, you will do joint projects and communication among you will be excellent. If you have a son I will come many joys of his hand, fathers or mothers with sons have Aries in 2011 a year of good surprises from their offspring.

If you are single you will find this year will be a quick love at first sight very quickly, if it is a sign of ground surely come to pass by the altar before the end of the year. The person who comes into your life is your ideal addition, we fill both the physical and mental and emotional.

If you have a family business in 2011 will be a good year for the economy started to take off aposentareis projects and business in a good base.
If you work for others if you do not currently have a position of responsibility have a good chance that what you offer.

Aries has a large occupationally wins for the year 2011. Your Aries horoscope also indicates that in 2011 made several trips for pleasure, but perhaps not right that you would probably go for cultural tours, is a year to discover new ways to enjoy and have fun.

Economically stable enough to be a year, will have more money, but tickets will be insignificant, it may be that during stress the view that you can not have anything saved.

If you study you going to take very seriously, you’ll have as an addiction to books, I goal marked the earliest finish your studies.

Health can have some discomfort in the stomach and have to take care of your line will be a year in 2011 to take a Kilo of Aries more.

As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had just signed up at an army recruiter’s
office. There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his older brothers shared their disbelief that he could handle this new situation. “Oh, come on, quit joking,” snickered one. “You didn’t really do that, did you?” “You would never get through basic training,” scoffed another. The new recruit looked to his mother for help, but she was just gazing at him. When she finally spoke, she simply asked, “Do you really plan to make your own bed every morning?”

Two Air Force fighter jets in transit to Reykjavik fly over a P3 Orion on subhunter patrol. They decide to have some fun, and fly down to either side of slower craft. They connect on the radio, and pass the time of day with the Navy pilot.
Then one jet pilot says, ‘Hey watch this!’ He shoots ahead to supersonic, points the nose up, pops up into the sky and disappears. He comes back into view behind them, screaming out of the sky, flies between the other two planes, pulls up just short of hitting the Atlantic, and eases back up to their altitude. He ends up in formation again.
The other jet pilot says, ‘Hey, watch THIS!’ Shoots straight down, to just-above-wave-level, tips over upside down, flies almost INTO a wave, turns over, sharp turn, spirals up until he actually circles the other two planes, then pulls into the formation again.
The P3 pilot says, ‘That’s nothing. Watch closely.’ With that, he gets out of his seat, waves, and walks out of the cockpit back into the plane. A few minutes later, he comes forward again, sits down and dons the headphones. ‘How was THAT?’
‘What the hell did you do?’ they ask.
‘I put a burrito in the microwave, caught the score on the game, ate the burrito, and woke up my copilot. He’s gotta fly this thing for a while.’

Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when a PFC knocked on the door.
Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the PFC to enter, then said into the phone, “Yes, General, I’ll be seeing him this afternoon and I’ll pass along your message. In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir.”
Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressed the young enlisted man, he asked, “What do you want?”

“Nothing important, sir,” the PFC replied, “I’m just here to hook up your telephone.”

One of my husband’s duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them, “There are three rules in this mess hall: Shut up! Eat up! Get up!” Checking to see that he had everyone’s attention, he asked, “What is the first rule?” Much to the amusement of the other instructors, 60 privates yelled in unison, “Shut up, Drill Sergeant!”

A trio of old veterans were bragging and jokes about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall. “My great grandfather, at age 13,” one declared proudly, “was a drummer boy at Shiloh.” “Mine,” boasts another, “went down with Custer at the Battle of Little Big Horn.” “I’m the only soldier in my family,” confessed vet number three, “but if my great grandfather was living today he’d be the most famous man in the world.” “Really? What’d he do?” his friends wanted to know.
“Nothing much. But he would be 165 years old.”

As the sun rose over Parris Island, the senior drill instructor realized that one of his recruits had gone AWOL. A search party was dispatched immediately. After a few hours the recruit was discovered hiding in some bushes. He was sent back to the base and promptly escorted to the drill instructor’s office. The instructor asked the young recruit, “Why did you go AWOL?”
The recruit replied, “My first day here you issued me a comb, and then proceeded to cut my hair off. The second day you issued me a toothbrush, and sent me to the dentist, who proceeded to pull all my teeth. The third day you issued me a jock strap, and I wasn’t about to stick around and find out what would follow that SIR.”

In The US Tank school, the following are defitnitions, as appropriate, by the different organizations that support the tank:
In the tank gunnery school, you are taught that if your tank could move, and communicate but could not shoot, what you had was a worthless tank.
In the tank propulsion school, you are taught if your tank could shoot, and communicate, but could not move, what you had was a worthless tank.
in the tank communication school, you are taught that if your tank can move, and communicate, but can not shoot, what you have essentially is a 52 ton portable radio.

I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance,
A church filled with family & frnds.
I asked him wat kind of a wedding he wished 4,
He said 1 tat would make me hiz wife.

[Jay Sean]
Hit the lights
Hit the lights
Hit the lights
Hit the lights

Baby hold it,
and let me holla at you baby for a moment
And if you with it, I’m with it, keep it rollin’
And we’ll be dancing and drinking until the morning
Until the morning

Starters going off
It’s so hot there’s girls just taking all there clothes off
So take a picture of this moment with your iPhone
Cause I don’t wanna forget tonight, night, night, night
Put your lighters in the air
Let em burn into the night And let everybody know
that your with it and your ready to go

So hit the lights
Hit the lights
Hit the lights
Tonight, tonight
So Hit the lights
Hit the lights
Hit the lights
Hit the light
hit the light
Hit the lights

Come out the dark and let the DJ lead the way (way, way, way)
Cause it’s hot in the club now, so don’t let it stop now

So hit the lights
Hit the lights
Hit the lights
And everybody say

Uh oh oh, uh oh

[Lil Wayne]
YMCMB, bitches call me Tunechi Li
All them bitches think they fly,
and all ‘em bitches flew to me
Hit the lights so you could see
My drink is strong my hooka sweet
Understand the time is now, but time is up the futures bleak

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this beat is stupid cupid
Love me, leave me in the morning
If you like your friend join in
The wildest flower in the garden
Coolest n-gga in the party
Shades on, dreads long
Blood gang, red zone
And I’m with Jay Sean

[Jay Sean]
Put ya lighters in the air
Let em burn into the sky
And let everybody know
that your with it and your ready to go

So hit the lights
Hit the lights
Hit the lights
Tonight, tonight
So Hit the lights
Hit the lights
Hit the lights
Hit the light
hit the light
Hit the lights

Come out the dark and let the DJ lead the way (way, way, way)
Cause it’s hot in the club now, so don’t let it stop now

So hit the lights
Hit the lights
Hit the lights
And everybody say

Tell em low, tell em high
Light it up to the sky

Tell em low, tell em high
Light it up to the sky

And everybody say

Uh oh oh, uh oh

So hit the lights
Hit the lights
Hit the lights
Tonight, tonight
So Hit the lights
Hit the lights
Hit the lights
Hit the light
hit the light
Hit the lights

On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.
“Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?”
Tom responds, “Well, I’ve learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint, forgiveness –and a great many other qualities you wouldn’t have needed if you’d stayed single.”

You’ve got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. Martin, age 10.
How would you make a marriage work?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck. Nathan, age 10.

A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist.
The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.
He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.
The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, “From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you’re going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I’m finished with my bath, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”
“The funeral director,” said his wife.

A man and his wife were going on a cruise for their honeymoon. They packed their bags and got ready to go but forgot two things – Condoms and Dramamine – for the man had the terrible misfortune of getting motion sickness on ships.
So the man and his wife stop at the store on the way to the cruise, and the man went in to get the necessary supplies. He walked up to the counter with a plenty-pack of condoms and asked for the largest bottle of Dramamine available.

The pharmacist looked at him for a second and then asked him, “If it makes you so sick, why do you do it?”

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5.00 am.”
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed … it said… “It is 5.00am; wake up.”
She told me we couldn’t afford beer anymore and I’d have to quit. Then I caught her spending $65 on make-up. So I asked, how come I had to give up stuff and not her.

She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the beer was for.
I don’t think she’s coming back.

Geoff had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that for years he called his wife, Anita, “Mother of Six,” in spite of her regular objections.
One evening, in their retirement years, they go to a party. It is late and Geoff is ready to go home and wants to find out if Anita is ready to leave as well.
Geoff bellows at the top of his voice, ‘Shall we go home, Mother of Six?’
Anita, greatly irritated by Geoff’s lack of discretion over so many years, yells back at him, ‘Anytime you’re ready, “Father of Four”

Stand in the bathroom, waiting for would-be shower-goers. When they come in, tell them “not to do it” and ask them “not to give in to sin.” Wail mournfully when they step into the shower.

You know what I’m great at? Trivial Pursuit. What good is that gonna do you in life? It has the word ‘trivial’ in the name. The game is basically telling you that you pursue trivial things. Trivial — as in not important. Trivial — as in maybe you should’ve gone to grad school.

Buy a bunch of those tiny animal-pills that expand into full, spongy shapes when they get wet. Bring them into the shower and spill them into the ditch. Ask somebody for your pills back, and when they hand you little animals, scream, slap them, and run away.

Bring in a fake finger. Float it down the drainage “ditch.” Ask if someone would be so kind as to return it to you. If no one does, tell them that the finger has been sacrificed to Satan and that the shower stalls are now possessed. Hang Halloween decorations and crepe-paper ghosts from them the next day.

Bring a bottle of fake blood or ketchup into the shower with you. Exclaim “Ow! You know, it really hurts when you pop one of those.” Then let the blood/ketchup seep down the drain for all to see.

Have a seizure. Bang against the walls of the stall really hard. Try to knock them down. If anyone later asks if you are okay, just say that you had some Mexican Jumping Fava Beans and they were reacting negatively with your stomach.

They always put the colleges in the middle of nowhere, and they always tell these kids, ‘Hey, don’t drink, don’t do drugs, and don’t have sex.’ And they make it so they have to. It’s like, your choices are Wal-Mart or Susie — hmmm, both are always open….

Stare at people’s feet as they bathe. If they do not wash their feet, tell them to. If this happens a second time, steal their shoes and tell them that they left on strike. If they DO wash their feet and fall down while doing it, laugh hysterically.

Dorm pranks are normal and are good source of fun and stress reliever. The victim, however, may feel anger or frustration. Be careful and considerate when making pranks to avoid fights and hurting someone. The best dorm pranks are those that make everyone laughs including the victim.

On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory will be off limits to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?”
One student raised his hand and asked, “How much for a season pass?”

I loved you from the 1st day and ill love you till the last day because nobody makes me feel the way you do wen i’m with you

The nearest thing to heaven, u’re my angel from above, only god creates such perfect love, when u smile at me, i laugh and to save ur life i’ll die, with a romance dat’s pure heart.

Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it…but whenever it happens…. I just stop and think of u n say, “How can I hate this world when you are a part of it..

I know this sounds silly, but I just wish you felt the same about me. I would give you my heart in a second, and maybe one day you will realize I am not invisible, and will give me your heart too.

When you take my hand, I get weak in the knees. I tell no lie when I say that your kiss melts me. You are a wonderful, sexy and lovely, addition to my life!

I wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed, i wish i was ur pillow underneath ur head,i wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight, & b the lucky person who kisses u goodnite

Uve won my luv now I luv u.This heart of mine I give 2 u.So keep it safe as i have done.For u have 2 and i have none!

If someone throws stone towards u, throw love towards them them but if someone throws love towards u,then stop for a while & think because love hurts u more than.

Sometimes in life, Someone special, Who’s more than just friend, Whom you admire, Only for whom your heart beats, Sweetheart!

How can u tell the rain not 2 fall wen clouds exist?How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall wen the wind exists?How can u tell me not 2 fall in love wen u exist?

Accidents do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i dont care at all.but now i dont know what to do cos i slipped and fell in love with u

Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true. Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!

Nite has end for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.

A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams…

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

When u feel God is rubbing u against da rocks, don’t think that u will ruin down 2 dust, it’s just that he is polishing a gem, coz u are precious.

Night has ended for another day morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay. Welcome the new morning with smile on your face, love in your heart and good thoughts in your mind and you will have a wonderful day. Gud Day!

I wish moon always be full and bright. And you always be cool and right. Whenever you go to switch off the light. Remember that I am wishing you good night.

Faith makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Love makes everything beautiful. May u have all the three as u begin each day. Gud Morning.

Days are too busy, hours are too few, seconds are too fast but there is always a time for me to say hello and good luck for a friend like you. Smile and enjoy life!

Smile is a language of love; Smile is a source to win hearts; Smile creates greatness in your personality; So, keep smiling!

The world is full of beauty when your heart is full of love. So start & end your day with love & smile in your heart. Have a peaceful day