Fun Quotes and Quotations Rock is so much fun. That’s what it’s all about – filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. Jimi Hendrix It’s kind of fun to do the impossible. Walt Disney If you haven’t the strength to impose your own terms upon life, you must accept the terms it [...]
Best Birthday Sayings Cool Phrases Remember this – very little is needed to make a happy life. Happy 50th Birthday. Your wild oats have just turned to porridge. Be kind to your kids, they’ll be choosing your nursing home. Wishing you all the great things in life, hope this day will bring you an extra [...]
During the 2011 Aries learn that dreams and illusions are real but slow to reach the end come and meet. By spring you will begin to fulfill a wish that you take from a year ago in mind, in 2010 probably thought you may not be met but surprise to you earlier this year and [...]
Funny Military Jokes As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had just signed up at an army recruiter’s office. There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his older brothers shared their disbelief that he could handle this new situation. “Oh, come on, quit [...]
Engagement Rings, Diamond Rings, Wedding Rings I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance, A church filled with family & frnds. I asked him wat kind of a wedding he wished 4, He said 1 tat would make me hiz wife.
Jay Sean Ft. Lil Wayne – Hit the Lights Lyrics [Jay Sean] Hit the lights Hit the lights Hit the lights Hit the lights Baby hold it, and let me holla at you baby for a moment And if you with it, I’m with it, keep it rollin’ And we’ll be dancing and drinking until [...]
Funny Relationship Jokes On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. “Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?” Tom responds, “Well, [...]
The Best Dorm Jokes Stand in the bathroom, waiting for would-be shower-goers. When they come in, tell them “not to do it” and ask them “not to give in to sin.” Wail mournfully when they step into the shower. You know what I’m great at? Trivial Pursuit. What good is that gonna do you in [...]
True Love SMS 2011 I loved you from the 1st day and ill love you till the last day because nobody makes me feel the way you do wen i’m with you The nearest thing to heaven, u’re my angel from above, only god creates such perfect love, when u smile at me, i laugh [...]
Text Messages Greetings – Funny Greetings SMS Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true. Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams! Nite has end for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the [...]