Fun Quotes and Quotations

Fun Quotes and Quotations

Rock is so much fun. That’s what it’s all about – filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows.
Jimi Hendrix

It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.
Walt Disney

If you haven’t the strength to impose your own terms upon life, you must accept the terms it offers you.
T S Eliot
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Best Birthday Sayings Cool Phrases

Best Birthday Sayings Cool Phrases

Remember this – very little is needed to make a happy life.

Happy 50th Birthday. Your wild oats have just turned to porridge.

Be kind to your kids, they’ll be choosing your nursing home.

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Yearly horoscopes predictions for 2011 – ARIES

During the 2011 Aries learn that dreams and illusions are real but slow to reach the end come and meet. By spring you will begin to fulfill a wish that you take from a year ago in mind, in 2010 probably thought you may not be met but surprise to you earlier this year and will again this past spring forward almost have already done.

In love if you partner does not have any problems, harmony will be the everyday in you, you will do joint projects and communication among you will be excellent. If you have a son I will come many joys of his hand, fathers or mothers with sons have Aries in 2011 a year of good surprises from their offspring. Continue reading Yearly horoscopes predictions for 2011 – ARIES

Funny Military Jokes

Funny Military Jokes

As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had just signed up at an army recruiter’s
office. There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his older brothers shared their disbelief that he could handle this new situation. “Oh, come on, quit joking,” snickered one. “You didn’t really do that, did you?” “You would never get through basic training,” scoffed another. The new recruit looked to his mother for help, but she was just gazing at him. When she finally spoke, she simply asked, “Do you really plan to make your own bed every morning?”
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Jay Sean Ft. Lil Wayne – Hit the Lights Lyrics

Jay Sean Ft. Lil Wayne – Hit the Lights Lyrics

[Jay Sean]
Hit the lights
Hit the lights
Hit the lights
Hit the lights

Baby hold it,
and let me holla at you baby for a moment
And if you with it, I’m with it, keep it rollin’
And we’ll be dancing and drinking until the morning
Until the morning

Starters going off
It’s so hot there’s girls just taking all there clothes off
So take a picture of this moment with your iPhone
Cause I don’t wanna forget tonight, night, night, night
Put your lighters in the air
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Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny Relationship Jokes

On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.
“Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?”
Tom responds, “Well, I’ve learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint, forgiveness –and a great many other qualities you wouldn’t have needed if you’d stayed single.”
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