Funny Facebook Status Quotes

Funny Facebook Status Quotes

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.

Contrary to popular belief, “Damn It” is not God’s last name.

Failing to teach people how to properly merge since the beginning of time.

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking.

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Funny Facebook Status

Funny Facebook Status

All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.

Mimes walk the walk but never talk the talk.

My wife says my lovemaking is like a news bulletin. Brief, unexpected and usually a disaster.

Thinks that the end justifies the mean

Does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they’re unfair!

My wife said I’m too immature and if I don’t grow up it’s going to erect a barrier between us. Ha ha ha, erect.
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The best status for Yahoo Messenger

The best english status for Messenger

Me not here,me gone bye,leave a message,i’ll replay

Strong lives are motivated by dynamic purposes. I hate YOU!

Available and Invisible….But BUSY!

Me not here,me gone bye,leave a message,i’ll replay

Available and Invisible….But BUSY!

Nobody…….. is perfect…I’m Nobody

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