25 Cute Funny Christmas Status for Facebook

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Christmas is like job: you do all the work but fat guy in suit gets all the credit. Enjoy and be merry!

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would be coming into my neighborhood after dark

I am so excited to wear my new dress today just to see that my Godparents were out of their house.

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love! Continue reading 25 Cute Funny Christmas Status for Facebook

25 Amazing Love Statuses for Whatsapp, Facebook

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  1. Relationship is like driving a car, a break may be necessary sometimes.
  2. You’re always loved by me in ways you’ll never see.
  3. A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
  4. When I met you I didn’t know you, but when I kissed you I was sure you were the one for me.
  5. The greatest feeling in life is to find someone who knows your faults and weaknesses but still willing to embrace you with so much love without doubt. Continue reading 25 Amazing Love Statuses for Whatsapp, Facebook

50 Cool Good Morning Status for Facebook

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Success comes to those who have the will power to win over their snooze buttons. Wishing you an awesome morning.

GOOD MORNING ! It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood ! EVERYONE, get out there and share your beautiful smile with the world.

Never pretend to a love which you don’t actually feel for, love is not ours to command..

Start you day with smile make every moment worthwhile enjoy every moment of everday!!
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22 Boss Day Status for Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Whatsapp

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  1. If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
  2. If you think your boss is stupid, remember, you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.
  3. Don’t blame the boss. He has enough problems.
  4. I am not the boss of my house. I don’t know when I lost it. I don’t know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss’s job and I do not want it. Continue reading 22 Boss Day Status for Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Whatsapp

Good Morning for Facebook, Whatsaap, Instagram

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Success comes to those who have the will power to win over their snooze buttons. Wishing you an awesome morning.

GOOD MORNING ! It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood ! EVERYONE, get out there and share your beautiful smile with the world.

Never pretend to a love which you don’t actually feel for, love is not ours to command..

Start you day with smile make every moment worthwhile enjoy every moment of everday!!
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15 Amazing Birthday Statuses for Facebook and Whatsaap

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All I got you for your birthday was this post. Hope you enjoy it! Try not to read it all at once. Happy Birthday.

May this birthday bring you good luck and fortune. May it bring you oodles of true love and friendship. Have an amazing birthday.

Wishing an amazing day and many great things to come to a wonderful person. Happy birthday.

May God shower his choicest blessings on you. wishing you happiness, good health and a great year ahead. Happy Birthday… Continue reading 15 Amazing Birthday Statuses for Facebook and Whatsaap

Funny statuses – Status Updates for Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Whatsapp

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A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.

To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
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New Motivational Statuses for Facebook Timeline 2014

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Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life – think of it, dream of it, live on that idea. Let the brain, muscles, nerves, every part of your body, be full of that idea, and just leave every other idea alone. This is the way to success. ~Swami Vivekananda

All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. ~Walt Disney

Good things come to people who wait, but better things come to those who go out and get them. ~Anonymous

If you do what you always did, you will get what you always got. ~Anonymous
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16 Funny Easter Statuses for Facebook Profile

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Easter is a festival of “Jesus Christ’s”. Here are 16 funny and humorous Easter status updates which will make anyone you wish on Easter day to automatically win this smile.

  1. I saw on TV that Greek Easter was later because they get the stuff cheaper then.
  2. Easter Bunny wisdom says that you better don’t put all of your eggs in one basket.
  3. It would be great if the resurrection of our lord and savior was considered important enough to have a free day. Continue reading 16 Funny Easter Statuses for Facebook Profile

Happy Easter Statuses for your Facebook or Twitter profile

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Search for the latest Easter status updates, Facebook status games and all the best Easter statuses are here ready for your Facebook or Twitter profile.

  • All we got to do is follow Christ, for in Christ will all our queries be solved. Have a Blessed and Meaningful Easter.
  • Be thankful because Jesus gave us another chance to be a good person. His death cleansed us from our sins.
  • Easter gives us yet another reason to be thankful to God. Have the joy of the coming of Christ be filled in your heart and bring peace into your life. Have a Blessed Easter. Continue reading Happy Easter Statuses for your Facebook or Twitter profile