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Jokes – Free Jokes online – Hot Jokes

Q. How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?
A. None It should be open when she brings it to you

Q. What’s the difference between pink and purple?
A. The grip!

Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common?
A. Without the hole in the middle they aren’t good for shit.
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Funny Jokes – Free Online Jokes – Jokes on Internet

Funny Jokes – Free Online Jokes – Jokes on Internet

How to test a new bridge?
It puts all the mothers-on deck if he resists is that the work is good, if it cracks, it is a good work.

The pharmacist at the client:
– Oh no sir, I can not give you arsenic like that, you need a prescription!
– What if I show you the photo of my mother, are you?
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Blonde Jokes – Funny Blonde Jokes 2011

Blonde Jokes – Funny Blonde Jokes 2011

A blonde blonde tells her friends:
– Yesterday, I met a wonderful guy in a nightclub … Friends blondes:
– Aaah!.
– I invite him home, drink a shot, I start to kiss him. Friends blondes: Aaaaaah!.
– There I said to him, undress me! Friends blondes: Aaaaaaaaaaah!.
– Then he takes my panties … Friends blondes:
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Funny Phrases and Jokes for Status 2011

Funny Phrases and Jokes for Status 2011

  • All I need to make people laugh is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl
  • From what I regret in life is not to be someone else
  • Marriage is like savings accounts: for both in and out, you lose interest.
  • Do not take life too seriously, at the end of the day, it will not come out alive.
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Police Jokes – Free Jokes Online

Police Jokes – Free Jokes Online

There are two types of customs: textbooks and intellectuals.
– The manuals are waved through with your hand
– Intellectuals are waved through with the head.

Why every officer of police, never look out the window in the morning? For this they will not what to do in the afternoon!

What is the difference between a bus of riot police and a condom?
In the condom is put one acorn
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Funny Jokes – Funny Phrases for Status

Funny Jokes – Funny Phrases for Status

  • Christianity could be good if someone tried to practice it.
  • There once was a time when there was time to lose time.
  • When the shit has value, the poor will be born without ass.
  • If the drunks were in power we would have everything double.
  • Always remember you’re unique … Just like everyone else.
  • The problem is that they are impartial bribed by both parties.
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10 Best Jokes in the World – Funny Jokes

10 Best Jokes in the World – Funny Jokes

1. This is a guy whose wife’s mother has just died. It is with the undertakers in discussion. The undertaker asked him:

– The deceased had she made a choice on what to happen to her body?

– Uh … Not …

– In this case, it is your responsibility to choose. Should we incinerate, embalm, or just bury it?

The guy replies:

– Three! Let him no luck …
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Computer Jokes – Funny Informatics Jokes

It is a computer scientist, an engineer and a chemist who is in a car.
They walk quietly when suddenly, the body breaks down.
The mechanic takes the floor:
– I understand where it comes from.
Just before the glitch, I heard a noise characteristic problems of sliding of the pistons in the cylinders.
The kinematic screw of the whole could not verify the fundamental principle of dynamics (PFD), if you add to this the contribution of the loss of momentum detrimental to the audit of the PFD, it is normal that it has farted.
Therefore grease the pistons so that the sliding takes place smoothly and the car will roll again. Hearing this, the chemist is that he has something to say:
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