Funny Sex Jokes – Funny Jokes about men and sex My wife says I fuck like a rabbit … but I do not see how she can judge me in 20 seconds! A father tells his son: – Finally, your mother and I we were happy for 25 years. – What’s Next? – Then we [...]
2 fish in a bowl: one English and one French. the English say in French: _ Do you speak English? french and answers: _ But I m ​​not fish! It takes place in the American West in the last century. In a bar, there is a poster that said: “Meals and drinks at will for [...]
I have a boyfriend (well at the time it was rather a co-worker imposed by the service staff …) who married a blonde last year. This year, to celebrate her wedding anniversary, he brought his beloved girlfriend in Australia (for kangaroos, perhaps?). He’s crazy! I am also quick to say: “In Australia, for the first [...]
A man and his wife are comfortably seated in a restaurant for dinner one-on-one. For some time, the man sets a drunken woman sitting alone at the next table and turned his gin into his glass. The joint application: – You know? – Yes, my ex-wife, she began to drink during our divorce seven years [...]
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Mother in law funny Jokes The would-be son-in for prospective father-in: “I do not smoke, I do not drink and I never touch any game cards. That said, ask for the hand of her daughter!” Then the father. “This is probably nothing Or do you think I want to have a son who is always [...]
Funny Dorm Jokes Initiate a war with the person in the stall next to you. Use the residual water on the floor as your battle medium, and float little battleships over to their side. If they kick them back or throw them over the edge, exclaim that you didn’t know they had the power of [...]
Funny Phrases of the Day Humorous Phrases for Status If after making love to say thanks …. it’s called sexual education. The only difference between a fad and an eternal passion is that usually lasts more than whim.
Top 10 Funny & Stupid Laws around the World 1. Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn’t allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you or holding you in his arms. 2. Lovers in Liberty Corner, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their lustful urges [...]