Happy birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.
No matter how old you get, we don’t think you’ll ever grow up. Happy birthday!
Happy Bday! How old you are, I won’t ask…
To the nation’s best kept secret; your true age.
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Tomorrow is still a mystery.
Yesterday is already history.
And today it is your BIRTHDAY!
A few years ago you were young and smart,
but know you are becoming an old fart…
With the money in this card,
you can buy ya something… Continue reading Funny Ways to Say Happy Birthday on Facebook
If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar jhoote ko.
Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl… April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Fool
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Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration?
Because you can really party hearty!
What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
I love ewe!
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Funniest Facebook Jokes, Quotes & Updates. Cool Jokes 2014 for Facebook.
Q: Why is Facebook like Jail? A: You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don’t really know!
Q: How do you become a millionaire? A: Start off as a multi-millionaire and invest in Facebook stock.
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Funny Whatsapp Messages – Messages (WhatsApp, SMS) – Android Apps on Google Play – Funny statuses for your Whatsapp posts
If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!
Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid?
I am stranded on toilet island
Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.
Double your drive space. Delete Windows! Continue reading Hilarious Whatsapp Messages – Funny messages to send on whatsapp videos for Android
Funny sayings and phrases for status, Funny statuses for Facebook, Funniest status updates for Facebook, Funny statuses for whatsapp, Funny statuses yahoo, Funny statuses that will get likes.
GOD created the world, everything else is made in china.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Learn from the mistakes of others, because you can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.”
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Best Blonde Jokes – Blonde SMS Jokes for Friends
Q : What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A : She slipped off and fell down the drain
Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her months to figure out she could use it at night
Q: What do you call a blonde holding a brief case, up a tree?
A: The Branch Manager. Continue reading Best Blonde Jokes – Blonde SMS Jokes for Friends
Top 10 Funniest Movies Ever – Top 10 comedy movies – World’s Top 10 Funniest Movies
1. Airplane! – 3 laughs/minute
2. The Hangover – 2.4 laughs/minute
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Thank You SMS Messages – Thank You Phrases
For your understanding, sometimes beyond your strength, For your invaluable help, please, accept my best thanks!
For loving me for who I am, For your extreme patience and understanding, Accept my cordial thanks
For always being on my side, for your protection and support, for sharing my dreams I do thank you, my friend.
In sincere appreciation of your valuable help, Please accept my respect and gratitude. Continue reading Thank You SMS Messages – Thank You Phrases