April fool sms/text jokes – Funny April Fool SMS, April Fool Messages for frienfs

April Fool SMS
If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar jhoote ko.

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl… April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Fool
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Cool Facebook Jokes. Funniest Facebook Jokes, Quotes & Updates

Funniest Facebook Jokes, Quotes & Updates. Cool Jokes 2014 for Facebook.

Q: Why is Facebook like Jail? A: You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don’t really know!

Q: How do you become a millionaire? A: Start off as a multi-millionaire and invest in Facebook stock.
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Hilarious Whatsapp Messages – Funny messages to send on whatsapp videos for Android

Funny Whatsapp Messages – Messages (WhatsApp, SMS) – Android Apps on Google Play – Funny statuses for your Whatsapp posts

If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!
Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid?
I am stranded on toilet island
Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.
Double your drive space. Delete Windows! Continue reading Hilarious Whatsapp Messages – Funny messages to send on whatsapp videos for Android

Funny sayings and phrases for status, Funny statuses for Facebook

Funny sayings and phrases for status, Funny statuses for Facebook, Funniest status updates for Facebook, Funny statuses for whatsapp, Funny statuses yahoo, Funny statuses that will get likes.

GOD created the world, everything else is made in china.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Learn from the mistakes of others, because you can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.”
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Best Blonde Jokes – Blonde SMS Jokes for Friends

Best Blonde Jokes – Blonde SMS Jokes for Friends

Q : What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A : She slipped off and fell down the drain

Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her months to figure out she could use it at night

Q: What do you call a blonde holding a brief case, up a tree?
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List of top 10 funniest movies of 2012, Best funny movies, World’s Top 10 Funniest Movies

Top 10 Funniest Movies Ever – Top 10 comedy movies – World’s Top 10 Funniest Movies

1. Airplane! – 3 laughs/minute

2. The Hangover – 2.4 laughs/minute
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Thank You SMS Messages – Thank You Phrases

Thank You SMS Messages – Thank You Phrases

For your understanding, sometimes beyond your strength, For your invaluable help, please, accept my best thanks!

For loving me for who I am, For your extreme patience and understanding, Accept my cordial thanks

For always being on my side, for your protection and support, for sharing my dreams I do thank you, my friend.

In sincere appreciation of your valuable help, Please accept my respect and gratitude. Continue reading Thank You SMS Messages – Thank You Phrases