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Blonde Jokes – Funny Blonde Jokes 2011

A blonde blonde tells her friends:
- Yesterday, I met a wonderful guy in a nightclub … Friends blondes:
- Aaah!.
- I invite him home, drink a shot, I start to kiss him. Friends blondes: Aaaaaah!.
- There I said to him, undress me! Friends blondes: Aaaaaaaaaaah!.
- Then he takes my panties … Friends blondes:

It is a brunette who sees his girlfriend blonde eats a banana
- It’s new! Do you like bananas?
- Yes, since I learned to peel them!

A blonde wants to buy a TV. She called the seller:
- I want this TV here!
- It does not serve blondes here!
Surprise, it goes to the hairdresser and is dye her hair brown. She returned to see the same vendor and ask for more:
- I want this TV here!
- I told you that I will not serve blondes!
- But I’m not blonde!
- You are a fake brown: The proof: it’s twice that you show me a microwave oven!

How do we recognize a blonde waitress?
She has a tampax on the ear and it asks where is his pen!

What is the difference between a blonde and a pinball machine?
The pinball machine: you put the coin in the slot and you play with your hands.
The blonde you put the piece in hand and you play with the slot.

It’s two blondes who buys both a mouse, but they have only one cage.
1st Blonde:
- How will we do to differentiate?
2nd Blonde:
- Ben, I’ll cut a paw mine.
During the night the two mice look at each other and realize they have different numbers of legs, so the other one eats it. The next morning:
1st Blonde:
Ha ben! Yours also has three legs, I will cut off another. The other mouse did the same thing last night and history was repeated two more night. On the last morning: Blonde 2nd:
And now what do we do?
1st Blonde:
- Ben, I will take the cue and you’ll take the black.

What is the difference between a blonde crotch and the crotch of a guy? In the crotch of a guy there’s always the same pair of balls!

A blonde and a brunette are discussing their boyfriends:
The brunette:
- Last night I had three orgasms you realize!
The blonde:
- It’s no AC, last night I had over twenty!
The brunette:
- Oh my God, I did not think your man was as good in bed …
The blonde:
- Oh, you meant a single guy …

The mall, one notices a blonde big bump on the door of his car. Discouraged, she wonders what she should do. Then a young man who passed by her, jokingly advised him to blow into the exhaust pipe to make a push air out and do the bump! But the blonde does not understand it’s a joke and begins to blow into the exhaust pipe!
While she was blowing into the pipe, another blonde walks over and says:
- What are you doing?
- I try to remove dents the car door.
Then the other blonde starts laughing! She says:
- You’re very dumb! It never work!
And the other to ask:
- Oh no? How?
- Because your windows are open!