Best Celebrity Joke
Best Celebrity Joke
Q. Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
A. Everyone would be afraid to lick it.
Q. What do you call Britney Spears when she is upset?
A. Britney Tears
Q. What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and Santa Claus?
A. Some people still believe in Santa Claus.
Q. What’s the difference between Hillary and Bill?
A. Hillary doesn’t get caught.
Q. What’s the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?
A. Christopher Reeves got the electric chair….and O.J walked!
Q. What’s white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?A. George Michael’s latest release.
He started hanging out with Madonna’s dancers to toughen up his image.
Q. What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
A. Hugh Grant.
Q. What is Snoop Dog’s favorite weather?
A. Drizzle
She was shocked to discover that the glittery uniforms were not actually part of any real military organization.
Q. What’s the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?
A. A microwave stops when you open the door.
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years?
A. Michael Jackson
Q. What do you call Britney Spears when she is upset?
A. Britney Tears
Q: What Do Britney Spears and Barbie have in common?
A: They’re both blonde, plastic and brainless!
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men?
A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
Q. How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
A. When the big hand is on the little hand.
Stood in the way of her film career when he refused to bankroll her debut performance in ‘Jailbait Rock’, the story of her Mom and Dad’s courtship.
Q. What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A. The greyhounds wait for the hairs to come out.
The all-night Kool Aid and Twister marathons with his little friends left him too tired to do that ‘hee-hee-hee’ thing she fell in love with.
Q. What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
A. The Spice Girls!
Q. What are the two worst things about Bill Clinton?
A. His face.
Everywhere you turn, Elizabeth Taylor’s supporting you through some sordid allegation.