Best Blonde Jokes – Blonde SMS Jokes for Friends
Q : What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A : She slipped off and fell down the drain
Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her months to figure out she could use it at night
Q: What do you call a blonde holding a brief case, up a tree?
A: The Branch Manager.
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q: Why do blondes love lightning?
A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.
Why can’t blondes be pharmacists?
Because they can t fit the bottle in the typewriter
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
OH, LOOK!! Donut seeds!!
Why did 18 blondes go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A: (I’ll tell you tomorrow.)
Q: How do you get a blonde to stay in the shower all day?
A: Lend her your bottle of Shampoo that says “lather, rinse, repeat”.