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69 reasons to prefer beer to a woman …

01 – A cold beer is good beer
02 – We always get a beer foam
03 – A beer is always wet and ready
04 – A beer never migraine
05 – can be consumed 2 beers at the same time without complications
06 – A beer is never jealous of another
07 – No need to tell sweet words had a beer to relieve
08 – A beer, it is controlled
09 – In the evening, you can always type a beer
10 – A beer does not speak
11 – A beer is about 28 days 28 consumable
12 – When it finishes a beer, you can retrieve the record
13 – When you do not finish it, it does not face
14 – Beer does that sometimes a headache
15 – It can remain active after you type a beer
16 – Even the Belgian beer is not stupid
17 – A beer is non-violent
18 – A beer is never complexed
19 – We always see easily inside a beer
20 – A beer never leaves hair in the mouth
21 – A lager is never wrong
22 – A beer is always willing
23 – A beer does not wear tights
24 – A beer is sometimes slightly
25 – A red beer does not stink in summer
26 – No language problems with foreign beers
27 – With a beer, no mother-in-law
28 – Even drunk his beer is chosen
29 – We did not bring his beer at the restaurant, there are already
30 – There is no risk of catching diseases by tapping a beer
31 – A beer never forget pill
32 – A beer is never a bad mood
33 – Beer never asks for new packaging
34 – Beer and friends go hand in hand
35 – The beer does not claim to be intelligent
36 – It was never ashamed to be seen with a beer
37 – A beer does not have a big brother
38 – You can take a beer in public on the table
39 – Two fingers for a six pack
40 – A beer does not spend his time on the phone
41 – A beer does not bite you anywhere
42 – Any beer can pose in a magazine
43 – A beer you are never wear horns
44 – You can uncap a beer without staining the sheets
45 – 95 years you can always type a beer
46 – Place a rabbit has a beer is not harmful
47 – We can type a very good beer for less than 50 bullets
48 – A beer is always under 25
49 – A beer lends itself to every whim
50 – A beer does not try to be daubed attractive
51 – No need to turn off the light to consume a beer
52 – A beer does not prevent you from sleeping
53 – A beer is not allergic to football
54 – A beer does not run in the Jacky BM
55 – A beer does not cover all
56 – A beer never takes a BB. in bed
57 – A beer always taste
58 – A beer never asks small supplements
59 – A beer is always welcome
60 – The beers are not all the same
61 – You can share a beer with friends
63 – A beer does not snore
64 – Even his funeral was entitled to a last beer
65 – A beer does not feel like strawberries when it is full
66 – If you take a beer’s head, it’s never for very long
67 – A beer does not come back to be expensive
68 – A beer does not create a problem
69 – Finally, a beer will not head while reading this.