Funny Christmas-Wishes-For-Friends

25 Cute Funny Christmas Status for Facebook

Funny Christmas-Wishes-For-Friends

Christmas is like job: you do all the work but fat guy in suit gets all the credit. Enjoy and be merry!

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would be coming into my neighborhood after dark

I am so excited to wear my new dress today just to see that my Godparents were out of their house.

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!

Wishing you hit the jackpot for health, wealth, and happiness this holiday season and throughout the New Year! .

I think Santa should hire giants instead of elves so that he can have a faster production of gifts.
Before, children are the carolers.

Nowadays, I wonder why streets are field with adult carolers.

OMG! Christmas already? Wishing you a “train load” of good wishes.

Hope your Christmas is the “M” word (Merry)!!!

Marry Christmas! You know, if you feel like you two are ready to take such a big step.

You should know that you are getting older, when Santa Claus is starting to look younger.

Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too, until the credit card bills arrive.

Holidays are exhausting. Ho Ho! Keep calm and enjoy Christmas!

Hoping you have a 100% Awesome Christmas!

Christmas makes me feel nervous and threatened because I will be seeing again my godchildren.
They say Christmas is a time for smiles.

How can I smile if my wallet has ran out of cash?

This year you was not good… You was FANTASTIC! May your celebration be joyous and your holidays bright!

May Santa always stop at your house. Merry Christmas!

Is Santa so busy that he cannot find time to groom himself?
I think he needs to shave his beard.

People went to midnight mass not to hear mass, but to let their seatmates hear their snores.

Christmas is the season of peace and goodwill till you go shopping and get the bill.

A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long-standing

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