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16 Funny Easter Statuses for Facebook Profile

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Easter is a festival of “Jesus Christ’s”. Here are 16 funny and humorous Easter status updates which will make anyone you wish on Easter day to automatically win this smile.

  1. I saw on TV that Greek Easter was later because they get the stuff cheaper then.
  2. Easter Bunny wisdom says that you better don’t put all of your eggs in one basket.
  3. It would be great if the resurrection of our lord and savior was considered important enough to have a free day.
  4. Easter Bunny wisdom says that there’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with a big Chocolate.
  5. I really need some love, but a little piece of chocolate won’t hurt!
  6. There is only one time in the year when it’s really safe to put all your eggs in one basket. Happy Easter!
  7. Let the Easter fill up your heart with joy for the whole year. Happy spring feast!
  8. Seems that you got more ideas about hiding Easter eggs from US Airways tweet.
  9. It’s a pity the only naked guy you’ve seen this year was Jesus on a cross.
  10. The Good thing: if you find Easter eggs on Easter. The Bad thing: if you find Easter eggs on Christmas.
  11. People outside of America don’t understand the Easter Bunny. It’s another lie and why this character was invented.
  12. During Easter a lot of people regret not buying the clothing that was on sale.
  13. I hope our discussion about gay marriage during Easter dinner will be less stressful than USA relations with North Korea.
  14. May your Easter be as festal and full of colors as a gay wedding.
  15. After Jesus Christ, you’re my second-favorite Jew.
  16. What if happy thoughts would multiply like rabbits. Happy Easter!

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